18+ blog.
Bree. 21. Lesbian.
Poly. Collared sub. Masochist.
Oklahoman.
Cyborg. Unicorn.
Engaged to the lovely Miss Dromen.
Reblogged from foodbasederotica
like the noble onion, my face has many layers of diapers leveled upon it to conceal myself within the confines of the local Babies ‘R’ Us
Reblogged from doodledinmypants
Reblogged from doodledinmypants
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING
someone please reverse this gif
u r welcome
HOLY SHIT THANK U
This is the greatest thing to come out of that movie
*quietly dying of laughter*
I
(I didn’t make this gif but goddamn I had to add it.)
Reblogged from foreverjuggalone
- all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
- sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
- all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
- your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
- always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus
Reblogged from wordscanbesexy
he been throwing haymakers and not giving one fuck
(Source: whitelaws)
Reblogged from lesbian-witch-in-the-tardis
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
