eat my teeth

eat my teeth My name is Bree. I'm a 22yo queer cybernetic unicorn living in Massachusetts.
Engaged to and collared by the amazing Miss Dromen.

Personal tag: menstrual misadventures

plugporn:

Labradorite Teardrops by Oracle

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plugporn:

Labradorite Teardrops by Oracle

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korranation:

darvinism:

We got engaged at WonderCon! WE’RE GETTING MARRIED! 

CONGRATS!!! We fully expect the wedding to be cosplayed. And we want pictures :)

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(Source: buttwaz)

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yeatru:

monasticmaestoso:

i thought this was a fake smash bros reveal

what do u mean fake

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yeatru:

monasticmaestoso:

i thought this was a fake smash bros reveal

what do u mean fake

(Source: fashioncantcomplain)

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(Source: eliapan)

pokeysmon:

hey im gonna give away a new pikachu 3ds because why the fuck not plus my pokemon blog is about to make its grand opening and i need to give something away yeah!!
prize:
a pikachu 3ds
a cute pikachu charm 
pokemon x and y yes both (if a new pokemon game comes out before this ends, you will get that too)
how to enter:
must be following me and non ( this kid chucked in like 150 are you kidding me )
reblog this post as many times as you want it increases your chances and one like counts
make sure you have your legal guardian’s consent in case you’re under 18 year olds & know this isn’t sponsored my tumblr nor nintendo and isn’t endorsed by either.
this ends the 21st of june 2014 good luck guys!

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pokeysmon:

hey im gonna give away a new pikachu 3ds because why the fuck not plus my pokemon blog is about to make its grand opening and i need to give something away yeah!!

prize:
  • a pikachu 3ds
  • a cute pikachu charm 
  • pokemon x and y yes both (if a new pokemon game comes out before this ends, you will get that too)
how to enter:
  • must be following me and non ( this kid chucked in like 150 are you kidding me )
  • reblog this post as many times as you want it increases your chances and one like counts
  • make sure you have your legal guardian’s consent in case you’re under 18 year olds & know this isn’t sponsored my tumblr nor nintendo and isn’t endorsed by either.

this ends the 21st of june 2014 good luck guys!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

I AM THAT CAT

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

I AM THAT CAT

(Source: ruinlion)

awwww-cute:

To all the people that “warned” me that my Doberman would hurt my baby girl

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awwww-cute:

To all the people that “warned” me that my Doberman would hurt my baby girl

plugporn:

Brass, Amethyst and Ebony Weights by Quetzalli Jewelry

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plugporn:

Brass, Amethyst and Ebony Weights by Quetzalli Jewelry

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

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ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

cthulhucoffee:

Wasp Nest Merges With Human Face To Become Nightmare Fuel

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cthulhucoffee:

Wasp Nest Merges With Human Face To Become Nightmare Fuel

bogleech:

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

This just in lemons enjoy being pissed on and it makes them grow bigger

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bogleech:

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

This just in lemons enjoy being pissed on and it makes them grow bigger

anarcho-queer:

Just your daily reminder that capitalism is e e e E E E E E V V V V V I I I I L L L L L L L L L

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anarcho-queer:

Just your daily reminder that capitalism is e e L

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