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eat my teeth 18+ blog.

Bree. 21. Lesbian.
Poly. Collared sub. Masochist.
Oklahoman.
Cyborg. Unicorn.

Engaged to the lovely Miss Dromen.

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foodbasederotica:

like the noble onion, my face has many layers of diapers leveled upon it to conceal myself within the confines of the local Babies ‘R’ Us

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doodledinmypants:

fannishminded:

aurayafrost:

the-antidote-to-everything:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

raggedydean:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

someone please reverse this gif

u r welcome


HOLY SHIT THANK U

This is the greatest thing to come out of that movie

*quietly dying of laughter*

I 

(I didn’t make this gif but goddamn I had to add it.)

Reblogged from doodledinmypants

doodledinmypants:

fannishminded:

aurayafrost:

the-antidote-to-everything:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

raggedydean:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

someone please reverse this gif

u r welcome

HOLY SHIT THANK U

This is the greatest thing to come out of that movie

*quietly dying of laughter*

(I didn’t make this gif but goddamn I had to add it.)

Reblogged from foreverjuggalone

(Source: stephenmccranie)

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(Source: timkarinn)

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(Source: lemmmons)

Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools

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smilingemoticon:

  • all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
  • sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
  • all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
  • your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
  • always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus

derpycats:

Rug impersonator

Reblogged from derpycats

derpycats:

Rug impersonator

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patrickandmarcus:

he been throwing haymakers and not giving one fuck

(Source: whitelaws)

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daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

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